The Drinking Song of the Merchant Bankers

Have we got a reason to celebrate
Another cocktail here barmaid
Everything's going our way
Oh everything's going our way

The oiks have been scattered, the commies smashed
This government has done alright by us
They say that you sink or you swim
Either you sink or swim

Well I'm not complaining I'm not complaining
No I can't complain
Well I'm not complaining no, I can't complain

No way, no need to be afraid
Let us have a little drink
People like us cannot sink

Let's live for the day and let's not sweat
It's not time to commit suicide yet
Now what possibly could go wrong?
What possibly could go wrong?

Have we got a reason to celebrate
Another ten cocktails here barmaid
They say that you sink or you swim
Either you sink or you swim

Well I'm not about to I'm not about to
Throw myself in the Thames
Well I'm not about to throw myself in the Thames

No way, no need to be afraid
Let us have a little drink
People like us cannot sink
Let us have a little drink
People like us cannot sink
 

notes:

Malcolm:

My brother told me this was his favourite song of ours. At the end it's Kevin Harris, the engineer,
singing. I don't think he was actually drunk at the time. Having the long tail section with the guitar humming was Tim's idea. He was always keen on experimenting and adding strange sounds to the recordings.

Merchant bankers, the bourgeoisie, somewhere between the haves and the have-nots, yet close enough to the former and far enough from the latter to look down on the less well-off.  "You sink or you swim."  Yet obviously everything is not as sunny as the music and the initial words might suggest, as we soon get repeated mentions of suicide.  Indeed, the more the bankers sing "no need to be afraid," the more obvious their fear becomes.

No, I don't think I misheard it after all.  Oiks is apparently British slang for a working-class person, as well as an unmarried person with children (from urbandictionary).

The Thames (pronounced "temz") is a famous river in southern England that runs through London and leads to the ocean.  The river is the main commercial waterway of England's capital.

found on: Banking, Violence and the Inner Life Today

 

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